Arthur Grimsdyke


Noisy are children,
loud is a bell,

pungent is perfume,
but you only smell.


A tree is beautiful
if its owner prunes it,

but our town isn't
'cause your presence ruins it.

Some people live in the country.
Some people live in the town.
Why don't you do us a service,
jump in the river and...

Peter Cushing as Arthur Grimsdyke in Tales From The Crypt (1972)

Ink sketch.